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Don’t let anyone

April 14th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Don’t let anyone tell you the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. – Unknown

Sometimes I worry

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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. – Lily Tomlin

I believe

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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash. – Unknown

Comedians don’t laugh

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Comedians don’t laugh. They’re too busy analyzing why it’s funny or not. – James Lipton

Best friends

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Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again. – Unknown

A successful man

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner

Never take life seriously

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. – Unknown

At what age

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At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted? – Zach Galifianakis

It is no exaggeration

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It is no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another. – Unknown

I don’t lie

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I don’t lie, I speak fiction. – Unknown