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Build a man a fire

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Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. – Terry Pratchett

Good girls

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Good girls go straight to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere! – Unknown

The difference between

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein

Don’t let anyone

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Don’t let anyone tell you the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. – Unknown

Sometimes I worry

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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. – Lily Tomlin

I believe

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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash. – Unknown

Comedians don’t laugh

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Comedians don’t laugh. They’re too busy analyzing why it’s funny or not. – James Lipton

Best friends

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Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again. – Unknown

A successful man

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner

Never take life seriously

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. – Unknown